While I was out earlier walking my dog, I had a brainwave how to get lots of funding for Ulster chess.
All the Ulster Chess Union has to do is start a flute band! It could be called "The Ulster Chess Defenders Flute Band."
Or alternatively, "The Rising Sons Of Ulster Chess Flute band, or "The Loyal Ulster Chess Flute Band," or "The Ulster Chess True Blue Flute Band," or "The Ulster Chess Protestant Boys Flute Band."
As bands with the phrase "Protestant Boys" in their name are widely perceived to be linked to a very sinister organisation, that is the name to go for if you want funding on a mega-buck scale.
If you merely want the ordinary two hundred thousand grand scale, any one of the other names will do!
What a sick government N.Ireland has!
Funding for bands £200,000
Funding for Chess ZERO
Baillies Mills Accordian are a very good band.
If you know what to look for, you can see a former associate of the sinister William McGrath in the video. Naturally he is now a member of the "House Of Lords."
Proverbs 27:22
Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
All the Ulster Chess Union has to do is start a flute band! It could be called "The Ulster Chess Defenders Flute Band."
Or alternatively, "The Rising Sons Of Ulster Chess Flute band, or "The Loyal Ulster Chess Flute Band," or "The Ulster Chess True Blue Flute Band," or "The Ulster Chess Protestant Boys Flute Band."
As bands with the phrase "Protestant Boys" in their name are widely perceived to be linked to a very sinister organisation, that is the name to go for if you want funding on a mega-buck scale.
If you merely want the ordinary two hundred thousand grand scale, any one of the other names will do!
What a sick government N.Ireland has!
Funding for bands £200,000
Funding for Chess ZERO
Baillies Mills Accordian are a very good band.
If you know what to look for, you can see a former associate of the sinister William McGrath in the video. Naturally he is now a member of the "House Of Lords."
Proverbs 27:22
Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
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