How can you possibly have a chance of convincing people that this is for real and it is not just a piece of satire?
It is only due to the grace of God that the UCU is not part of the loony FIDE/FIFE outfit.
All members of FIDE should be banned from entering N.Ireland if this is what they have elected as head honcho.
There was wiser in Long Kesh!
Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.