Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Tuesday, 16 April 2019

WHAT WHITE PEOPLE DON`T SEE, "THE WATERMELON MAN!"



The position above is just one of the many situations he looks at. It is white to play, you need to see a sequence of moves not just one.

Below is a video which looks at another striking example.




It is fun watching black American`s, they have a charisma all of their own. White people are gruesomely hilarious when they try to copy them!! They just don`t have the same charisma!

One of the funniest movies I ever saw on TV was called "The Watermelon Man."

It is never shown now as far as I know, think it must be classified as "racist."



Here is Issac Hayes live in a TV Studio.


Here is the Isley Brothers.


The video below is the best musical video on the internet!!





Acts 17:26 And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;

Friday, 5 April 2019

THE FASTEST DRAW IN THE WEST

Was going to post Rookie`s report in "The fastest draw in the west."

Found out there is no need, it is already on the UCU site with the game play facility as well.

A QUICK CHESS GAME WITH GERRY KELLY

Providence so ordered my steps last week, in such a manner to lead me across the path of convicted IRA/MI5 terrorist Gerry Kelly.



I had a quick game of psychological chess with him.

"See  the way youse go on and on about collusion," I said, "All you have to do is go after the activities of  Sergeant Mike Norman and you will get to the heart of it. But if you do, the British government will respond by revealing every IRA/MI5 informer they know about in retaliation!."

Gerry replied, "That suits me!"

I replied, "That is because you were in jail most of the time!"

Needless to say, Gerry has not publicly mentioned Sergeant Mike Norman, nor will he, neither will any other "Irish Republican."

That was a quick check mate by me!

This is linked to: 

JOHN BLACK AKA JOHN SOMMERVILLE TEACHES THEOLOGY


Proverbs 6:16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


Thursday, 21 March 2019

ROOKIE`S REPORT ON THE FRUITHILL MATCH

Rookie`s report is below.
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Another amazing result followed on from victories over Strand 1 and Ballynafeigh 1, totalling 16.5 out of 21 and putting us in second place! 


Firstly, John Bryars got revenge over Ryszard, "hard" though it was! 

There was nothing "marring" David's win over Marron! 

Sam was flummoxed by Masterson's mastery after drawing with him last time! 

John McKenna clinched the match after showing "Stevadore"! 

Finally, Gareth, with 21 seconds left and a piece up, made up for his two defeats against Cairns by forcing perpetual check and "earns" a draw against Cairns! 

Overall, a complete turnaround from our 6-1 defeat to them last time. 

Also, Gareth and the two Johns kept their hopes of a board prize alive. Martin Kelly (Captain ).
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The famous soundtrack from Kelly`s Heroes is below.


Ecclesiastes 12:12 And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

Monday, 4 February 2019

SELF-PROCLAIMED CHESS MASTER ILLUSTRATES 2 THESS 2:11



Some MSM articles have stated that it will never ever again be broadcast in the UK, as it is not "politically correct."

The scene above shows one of the main characters and illustrates what it is like to believe the truth is a lie, and a lie is the truth, a great illustration of 2 Thessalonians 2:11.

After falling for the deception, "Corporal Marsh" then goes on to proclaim himself to be a "Chess Master."

Below, is the whole episode from which the scene is taken. The guy playing "Corporal Marsh" is a great actor.



2 Thessalonians 2:7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:
14 Whereunto he called you by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Thursday, 17 January 2019

THE ULTIMATE CHECKMATE, NINTH UPDATE "Checkmate For The Brexiteers!"

I am claiming Checkmate for the Brexiteers in the UK.  The video below is very informative.



Lots of Brexiteers have the video of David Pinnochio Cameron making his big speech before the referendum in June 2016, posted on their facebook pages or their twitter feeds!

Strangely, most of them post the video version which shows a close up of Cameron.  The  one I have posted here is different, it is from a slight distance away from him, and you can see clearly he made the speech at "Chatham House" in London.

This is very, very informative. The full and official name of "Chatham House," is "The Royal Institute Of International Affairs." 

It is a sister organisation to the "Council Of Foreign Relations" in the USA.  Both organisations work the same method! All the leading politicians in the UK are members of  "Chatham House," be they Conservative, Labour or Lid Dems.

Just like in the USA, all the leading "Republicans and Democrats" are members of the CFR.

It does not matter whether citizens of the USA vote Republican or Democrat, when the election is over they are going to get the CFR!

Exactly the same in the UK, it does not matter whether UK citizens vote Conservative or Labour, when the election is over, they are going to get Chatham House!

Both the CFR and Chatham House are Antichrist`s front organistations, they are used to deceive people into thinking they live in a "Democracy" where the voters always decides!

Keep in mind, it is just not the leading politicians who are in these nefarious organistaion, all the key media people, key academics, and key business people are in them too!

One of the most brillant pieces of scripture is found in 2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Most so-called "Christian" preachers think they know what the strong delusion is, but they don`t!  They have not a clue how real deception really works!

They need to study it a bit harder!

Isaiah 66:I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

Thursday, 29 November 2018

THE ULTIMATE CHECKMATE, SEVENTH UPDATE "God has a sense of humour"

Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. 




After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that "HIGHLAND CATHEDRAL" is one of the greatest practical jokes God has ever played on a depraved mankind.

The three countries where it is most popular, are 3 of the main countries who will not be in Antichrist`s Kingdom when it reaches it`s finalised form! Scotland, Ireland and Germany!




All the reprobates of the day worldwide, are doing their very best to establish Antichrist`s Kingdom on earth and God is laughing at their vain attempts!



Here is a version by an Irishman.




Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?


2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,


3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.


4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.


5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.


6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.


7 I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.


8 Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.


9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.


10 Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.


11 Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.


12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Sunday, 25 November 2018

A TIME TO LAUGH

Hilarious video.



Ecc 3:4 a time to weep, and a time to laugh;

Tuesday, 23 October 2018

TWO MATES GONE STALE

Providence has led me to discover a video clip, featuring one of the most obnoxious characters on the internet, sitting in judgement upon a Chess match disputed  by the two players.

It is titled "Two Mates Gone Stale," and it shows the highly obnoxious Tony Clifton!


I must point out for overseas readers, that Tony Clifton is a fictional character invented by the late Andy Kaufman.  

Sadly, there are many people who still believe Tony Clifton is a real character. 

Plus there are many people who still think Andy Kaufman is not really dead, he was such an outrageous character in real life, that is why people suspect he faked his own death?

Here is a sample of Tony Clifton at work!



There are many people who would think this was real life, if they were not warned about Andy Kaufman`s eccentric behaviour??

Ecclesiastes 3:1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

9 What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?

10 I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.

11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Wednesday, 15 August 2018

WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING

As this is a big fight week for Carl Frampton, I usually get asked by media companies for permission to use a short video of Carl which I filmed in approx 1996.

I have sent word to Carl, that he is not a real champion until he does a Rinty Monaghan, and sings "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling."

Here is a video showing Carl and Rinty Monaghan, for people who do not know, Rinty Monaghan was an absolute gentleman!



Here is an news archive of Rinty Monaghan below.


Psalm 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:

Monday, 13 August 2018

WARNING

A friend informed me that the local Sunday World newspaper, has mentioned me in an article 2 Sundays ago.

Part of the article can be seen below.

From what I can gather, the real thrust of the article is an attack on Emma Little`s father whom many suspect of being an MI5 informer, in the past.

The moral of the story is clear, if Emma Little`s father ever asks you to go on a free trip to Paris, just say, Never, Never, Never, Never!

The story stems from this article......... 

EMMA`s MAMMY IS NOT VERY HAPPY


Monday, 6 August 2018

HORRIBLE BLUNDER 1

Think I will do and ongoing series titled "Horrible Blunders."

A few moments ago I got this position in a Fritz rated game. Fritz rating is set at 2398, I am white and it was white to play.


I was quite happy with this position and I played g4. After such a horrible blunder there is only one thing I can do. Stop playing for the night, take the dog for a walk!

Most club players would be able to see black`s best move after white`s g4 move?

Ecc 12:12 And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.


Friday, 22 June 2018

THE VERY BEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

Just think of how many pictures there must be on the internet? At this point in time there must be billions of them?

Out of all the pictures which are available, the one below is the very best of them all!

Ephesians 6:10 ¶  Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
11  Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12  For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13  Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14  Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15  And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16  Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17  And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
18  Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;



Tuesday, 12 June 2018

LETS PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 10

WHAT SORT OF LINFIELD SUPPORTER IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE?


Proverbs 27:22
Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.

Saturday, 31 March 2018

THE CYANIDE GAMBIT

Photographs can be very interesting don`t you think?


Discovered this photo a few days ago. It was taken in 1982 and it features a man called Michelle Sindona.

The picture was taken in prison, and it look very like Sindona is sending a message to his former colleagues, that he is willing to play "the Cyanide Gambit," in order to escape from his predicament.

"The Cyanide Gambit," is unlike other gambits were you are willing to sacrifice a pawn or a piece. 

To play "the Cyanide Gambit" you have to be willing to sacrifice all the pawns, and all the pieces in order to win! 

Naturally this would lead to quite a spectacle, and would need superhuman powers of calculation for it to work successfully.

In 1986, Sindona`s game went this way. He made the astounding threat to his former colleagues, that if he was not immediately released from prison, he would publicly reveal the secret financial links between the Mafia and the Vatican.

The gambit did not go the way Sindona expected, a few days after making the threat, he was given a cup of coffee containing cyanide, and it was game, set, and match in the favour of the Vatican and the Mafia.

No one has ever tried to play "the Cyanide Gambit" ever since!

Maybe Gary Kasparov will attempt to play it someday against Vladimir Putin?

If only Michelle Sindona had been able to sharpen his calculating skills a bit more, he may have won?





Making idle threats, is a very dangerous pastime!

Acts 4:29 And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word,

30 By stretching forth thine hand to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy holy child Jesus.

Tuesday, 13 February 2018

LETS PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 7

The seventh part in this series has been posted on another site. The link below will show it to you.

LETS PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART  7



Part 4 of this series has also been updated, as I forgot to put in the original Channel 4 video of where the "Sunglasses" video clip was taken from.


Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Monday, 12 February 2018

LETS PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 6

This article is specially for Russian readers.


Do any of you Russian readers recognise this guy?

He is one of the latest paedo suspects to be caught by a paedo hunter group.


Could all Russian readers please urge Vladamir Putin to make sure he keeps all Russian perverts in Russia. We do not want them here in N.Ireland.

We have enough perverts of our own to deal with, we do not need any more imported  from other countries.


Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

LETS PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 4

UPDATED. The original Channel4 video from which "the sunglasses clip" is taken has now been put in here. I forgot to add it earlier.


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This post is linked to some previous posts.
A few days ago I stumbled across a Channel 4 video which seems to be an obituary for the late Ian Paisley.

Providently the video contained a very useful short segment which relates to the previous posts on this site. You can see the clip below.



The individual wearing the sun glasses is the Kincora victim whom I have referred to in the other posts. In the video above you can see Paul Berry, a former member of the DUP standing beside him.

I strongly suspect if the sunglasses can ever be persuaded to talk publicly he could do untold damage to possibly a great many people.

Now I must point out the fact that journalists may sometimes get things wrong, they may not intentionally get it wrong, but they can get it wrong none the less.

Henry MacDonald, has on a few occasions, described the sunglasses as the "boyfriend" of the late Alan Campbell aka "The Demon Pastor."

I strongly suspect that sunglasses was the BLACKMAILER of Alan Campbell rather than a "boyfriend."  
I strongly suspect that he BLACKMAILED Campbell out of a large sum of money over a very long time!!

Let`s be logical about this, seeing we are on a Chess site.  If you were a Kincora victim and you knew you were not going to get justice from the police, law courts or government, how else could you get your revenge???



At the end of the video, you will see some Hebrew writing, it says, "We shall not forgive, We shall not forget".

Here are the links to the other posts in this series.

LET`S PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 1


LET`S PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 2


LET`S PLAY A VERY DEADLY CHESS MATCH PART 3


The video below is very popular.



Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Wednesday, 4 October 2017

Thursday, 24 November 2016

CLEVER PICTURE

Saw this picture on a Twitter feed.  It was posted by Chessbase India.  The picture was taken before game 10.


The way the picture is taken, makes it look like Magnus Carlsen is diminishing in stature and Sergei  Karjakin  is growing in stature. 
It is very clever.

1 Samuel 16:7
But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.